Post by Becky on Sept 10, 2004 22:41:51 GMT -5
I Wanna Be a Bear
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could get used to that.
And another thing:
before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself silly.
That wouldnt bother me either.
If your a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business; you swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubes get out of line, you swat theam too.
Your husband expects you to growl when you wake up.
He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
He likes that.
I wanna be a bear!
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could get used to that.
And another thing:
before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself silly.
That wouldnt bother me either.
If your a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business; you swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubes get out of line, you swat theam too.
Your husband expects you to growl when you wake up.
He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
He likes that.
I wanna be a bear!
