Post by TriciaF on Mar 7, 2006 0:41:31 GMT -5
Thought this was a hoot. It was written by the actress, Felicity Huffman in December 05 Esquire Magazine, the Genius Edition. Warning...language alert.
1. Its not really the shoes. It's how they make our legs look.
2. Women also fantasize during sex.
3. And sometimes those fantasies are about shoes.
4. If you want to see us naked more often, turn up the d.a.m.n thermostat.
5. A big d.i.c.k. is a bore if it's attached to a big d.i.c.k.
6. We can pee standing up, but it's not pretty.
7. We can't hear a word your saying if there are hairs coming out of your nose.
8. If you would just listen to us, we'd shut up.
9. Want sex? Fix something.
10. Women want empathy, not advice.
11. It's still a man's world, and some of it you can keep.
12. You would be crazy too, if your insides fell out every 28 days.
13. Some handy translations for men;
"You're working too hard." = "You're not spending enough time with me."
"No presents for my birthday." = "Surprise Me!"
"What are you thinking about?"= "Do you still love me?"
"Do you want to talk about it?" = " I want to talk about it."
"F--k you. I can't stand you." = "F--k you, I can't stand you."
1. Its not really the shoes. It's how they make our legs look.
2. Women also fantasize during sex.
3. And sometimes those fantasies are about shoes.
4. If you want to see us naked more often, turn up the d.a.m.n thermostat.
5. A big d.i.c.k. is a bore if it's attached to a big d.i.c.k.
6. We can pee standing up, but it's not pretty.
7. We can't hear a word your saying if there are hairs coming out of your nose.
8. If you would just listen to us, we'd shut up.
9. Want sex? Fix something.
10. Women want empathy, not advice.
11. It's still a man's world, and some of it you can keep.
12. You would be crazy too, if your insides fell out every 28 days.
13. Some handy translations for men;
"You're working too hard." = "You're not spending enough time with me."
"No presents for my birthday." = "Surprise Me!"
"What are you thinking about?"= "Do you still love me?"
"Do you want to talk about it?" = " I want to talk about it."
"F--k you. I can't stand you." = "F--k you, I can't stand you."
