Post by Claire on Dec 10, 2006 20:13:12 GMT -5
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I Clocked
>you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
>
> The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, Perhaps
> your radar gun needs calibrating."
>
> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:"Now don't be silly Dear,
> you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
>
> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
> And growls, "Can't you please keep you mouth shut for once?"
> The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
> Detector went off when it did."
>
> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar Detector
> unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
> Teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
>
> The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
> Seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
> The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it
> Off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my
> back Pocket."
>
> The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
> Seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
> And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver Turns
> to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
>
> The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does you husband always
> Talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
>
> "Only when he's been drinking."
>
>you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
>
> The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, Perhaps
> your radar gun needs calibrating."
>
> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:"Now don't be silly Dear,
> you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
>
> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
> And growls, "Can't you please keep you mouth shut for once?"
> The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
> Detector went off when it did."
>
> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar Detector
> unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
> Teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
>
> The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
> Seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
> The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it
> Off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my
> back Pocket."
>
> The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
> Seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
> And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver Turns
> to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
>
> The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does you husband always
> Talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
>
> "Only when he's been drinking."
>
