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Post by victoriasdad on May 9, 2008 3:27:11 GMT -5
being one of the few men on uno mas i sometimes feel surrounded by shall we say ................ femininity so i thought i would share this new scientific study i read about in this months scientific journal Last month, The University of Queens scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary
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Post by Googsmom aka Jennifer on May 9, 2008 16:34:54 GMT -5
Although i'm chuckling, your a silly!!!
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Post by victoriasdad on May 12, 2008 23:17:02 GMT -5
they forgot . couldnt follow simple instructions
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Post by jelanismom on May 12, 2008 23:32:45 GMT -5
It failed to mention a few more findings about these men.... gained empathy became great listeners began multitasking complimenting nurturing caring working jobs and caring for the young while cleaning the house, cooking and budgeting bills accomplishing the impossible having babies ...........just a thought..............
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Post by victoriasdad on May 14, 2008 0:10:10 GMT -5
i smell a single mom in the house!!
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Post by ALLISA on May 14, 2008 8:31:29 GMT -5
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh.....you are a brave ( or crazy) man bringing that kind of humor to all this "femininity"....did you have a few beers before making that decisison
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Post by wrblack on May 15, 2008 17:20:07 GMT -5
A man would have to be a fool to post on this thread. So, victoriasdad, do you have any good blonde jokes? -- Bob (fool)
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Post by sandi on May 16, 2008 15:51:13 GMT -5
LMAO...... funny
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Post by victoriasdad on May 16, 2008 23:23:42 GMT -5
well there was this guy and he was speeding and the cops pulled him over, well when the cop got out of the car the driver noticed he was a blond, so the driver not having a drivers license, reached up and pulled the rear view mirror off the post, when the blond officer asked to see the drivers license the driver handed him the mirror
the officer looked at the mirror and told the driver,,, wy didnt you tell me you were a cop?
sorry only blond joke i know
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