Post by Becky on May 22, 2004 23:54:37 GMT -5
Attention Childern-The Bathroom Door is Closed!
~Please do not stand here and talk,whine,or ask a questions. Wait until I get out.
~Yes,it is locked. I want it that way. It is not broken, and I am not trapped.
~I know I left it unlocked, and even open at times, since you were born,because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there, but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY.
~Do not aks me how long I will be. I will come out when I am done.
~Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door.
~ Do not go running back to the phone yelling, "She's in the BATHROOM!"
~Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in.
~Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them, This was funny when you were two.
~Do not slide pennis, LEGOs or notes under the door. Even when you were two, this got a little tiresome.
~If you followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door, please turn around, walk away, and wait for me in another room. I will be glad to listen to you when I am done.
~ And yes, I still love you.
Thank you, Mom
~Please do not stand here and talk,whine,or ask a questions. Wait until I get out.
~Yes,it is locked. I want it that way. It is not broken, and I am not trapped.
~I know I left it unlocked, and even open at times, since you were born,because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there, but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY.
~Do not aks me how long I will be. I will come out when I am done.
~Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door.
~ Do not go running back to the phone yelling, "She's in the BATHROOM!"
~Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in.
~Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them, This was funny when you were two.
~Do not slide pennis, LEGOs or notes under the door. Even when you were two, this got a little tiresome.
~If you followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door, please turn around, walk away, and wait for me in another room. I will be glad to listen to you when I am done.
~ And yes, I still love you.
Thank you, Mom
