Post by meghans_mom on May 24, 2004 8:58:27 GMT -5
The Flower Show
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside
the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said, "Life is so d**ned boring.
We never have any fun anymore.
For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak
through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a
$5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady
fumbled her way out of
her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through
the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend
soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by applause.
The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded
by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won first prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside
the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said, "Life is so d**ned boring.
We never have any fun anymore.
For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak
through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a
$5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady
fumbled her way out of
her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through
the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend
soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by applause.
The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded
by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won first prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
