Post by rickismom on May 14, 2005 23:07:17 GMT -5
Mom's Interpretation
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has
gone through labor to become romantic again.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids
would care to order dessert.
Family Planning: The art of spacing your children
the proper distance apart to keep you on
the edge of financial disaster.
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby
doesn't fully appreciate the strained carrots.
Full Name: What you call your child
when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children
are wonderful even though they're sure
you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when
anyone mutters a dirty word.
Independent: What we want our children to be
as long as they do everything we say.
OW: The first word spoken by children
with older siblings.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other
small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first
baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child
wearing Superman pajamas.
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has
gone through labor to become romantic again.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids
would care to order dessert.
Family Planning: The art of spacing your children
the proper distance apart to keep you on
the edge of financial disaster.
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby
doesn't fully appreciate the strained carrots.
Full Name: What you call your child
when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children
are wonderful even though they're sure
you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when
anyone mutters a dirty word.
Independent: What we want our children to be
as long as they do everything we say.
OW: The first word spoken by children
with older siblings.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other
small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first
baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child
wearing Superman pajamas.
