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Post by Claire on Feb 8, 2005 23:01:20 GMT -5
Complaining Husband He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. My biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right  He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks  The way his mother used to do.  I pondered for an answer  As I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked him... ;D Like his Mother used to do. ;D ;D |
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Post by shaye on Feb 10, 2005 0:12:27 GMT -5
That is sooo cute- made me giggle.
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Post by wrblack on Feb 10, 2005 10:50:27 GMT -5
My purely disinterested and totally objective opinion is that I don't think a site which should be supportive of understanding and tolerance should be encumbered with such sexist slander and propaganda. On the other hand, it could help explain such situations as the following:
A True Eagles Fan
After all those years of suffering, the Philadelphia Eagles finally made it to a Super Bowl and an Eagles fan managed to find tickets to the game.
The tickets are on the 50-yard line and soon after the man settles into his seat, another man approaches.
He asks the man if anyone will be sitting in the seat next to him. "No," the man says. "The seat is empty."
"That's unbelievable," the other man says. "Why would anyone in their right mind have a seat for the Super Bowl, an Eagles Super Bowl, and not use it?"
The first man sighs. "Well," he says, "actually, that seat belongs to me. I was supposed to watch the game with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't watched together since we got married in 1957."
Now the second man feels his heart jump into his throat.
He is momentarily at a loss for words. "Oh," he says, "I am so very sorry to hear that. It's terrible. I feel terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, another loved one, a family member, even a neighbor, to take the seat."
The first man slowly shakes his head no.
"I would if I could," he says. "But they're all at the funeral."
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Post by poojamom on Feb 10, 2005 13:08:47 GMT -5
Very funny,
I liked it.
Rajitha(mom to pooja10(DS) and pranav3 )
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Post by kimnz on Feb 12, 2005 3:51:16 GMT -5
You guys are all so funny! I'm trying to go to bed but keep reading all these funny things. When I am up you are all asleep, I've checked on the bottom of the page and I am the only person here on the site all alone and not even one "visitor". Think I'll go and look around some more.
Kim
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Post by Claire on Feb 12, 2005 19:28:15 GMT -5
So sorry wrblack. No offense intended. Yours was too funny. ;D
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Post by wrblack on Feb 14, 2005 11:25:46 GMT -5
So sorry wrblack. No offense intended. Yours was too funny. ;D Oh, that's okay. Actually, my wife says she likes my cooking, most of the time. She told me just the other night, after 2 out of 3 of the big kids came back for seconds of the macaroni with shellfish I had made, that she'd be glad for me to do all the cooking. Dangerous marrying a clever wench. -- Cheers, Bob |
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Post by meghans_mom on Feb 16, 2005 13:30:30 GMT -5
Ok, Claire - ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
laurie
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Post by Claire on Feb 16, 2005 23:10:56 GMT -5
Just wanted to add here that I do not discriminate against men. I have a wondewrful husband who does as much cooking as I do and has changed as many diapers as I have too. But I could not resist this one. ;D I actually know some men and also woman who could learn from this.
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