need help.....

[Jackie]

ok...posted this to my Teens and adults site...got no answers...........but......next week I am meeting a group of women in Santa Fe who like me were new wives way back in the late 60s when our hubbys started med school One or two I havent seen in 30 years.....It has dwindled to a small intimate group....but.......problem is ....I need a face lift quick......and to look like I have lost 50 lbs really quick...LOL...so got any quick fixes up your sleeves??......the thought of rubbing myself down for the next week with olive oil or vaseline is ....well...just plain .....blech!!!!!!!!!...as is the thought of going without food until then.... The minute I get to Santa Fe...that dry air will suck every last drop of moisture left from me anyhow...................

Also the timing is terrible....the trip was planned long ago before the opening gala for our new art center and my studio........which is less than 24 hrs after I return.

Maybe they will all be old and fat too...and maybe they will have cataracts which will cloud their vision....one can always hope...........I do know I have the MOST grandkids......

Jackie

[Debi]

Oh Jackie your post is just tooo funny.. and if you find that quick fix please be SURE to send it on.
Your post reminded me of a British TV series (it's on DVD now ) called Absoultly Fabulous. In one episode the woman was STRESSING cause she was going to meet her old girlfriend of many years who was always a beauty.. and she was so freaked out that she had a terrible nightmare about liposuction which only added to the freak out she was experiencing.
GOOD news, tho, when she met her old girlfriend she had become blind ROTFL if you ever see this show you will relate ;D

Please be sure to post about your opening and remember: it's inner beauty It's inner beauty it's inner beauty ;D

[Chris]

Jackie,

Yes, they are 30 years older, too! Be proud of your accomplishments and go with a big smile on your face. ;D

Chris

PS Drink lots of water