We Had A Break In....

[christie]

I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC, SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.
I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL TO THE BACK DOOR.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

I OPENED THE DOOR AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHERE I HEARD HIM STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.


I TURNED THE CORNER AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.


I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"
AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME



Yep.
It Was A Cat Burglar.

[Emilysmom]

CC,
I had never read this poem before, but saw this picture in a doctor's office a few weeks ago and it just cracks me up!!!

Susan

[Robin]

Well first off litle Missy..... I saw the thread title and my heart raced as I thought someone broke into your home!!!!!!!!! NOT a good thing to do to someone my age this early in the morning!!!!!!!!!!! (although I am still younger then you and Susan )
Okay anyways, once I read the post, I cracked up...LOLOL how adorable! that picture is the cutest picture!!!!!!!
huggers,
Robin

[updowns]

ROFL CC - too cute!

Stella