Post by paulineuk on Aug 20, 2004 17:27:38 GMT -5
1) I don't do windows because.....
I love birds and don't want one to fly into a clean window and get hurt.
2) I don't wax floors because....
I am terrified a guest will slip and hurt themselves. I'll feel terrible and he may sue me.
3) I don't mind dust bunnies because...
they are very good company, I have named most of them and they agree with everything I say.
4) I don't disturb cobwebs because....
I want very creature to have a home of their own and hubby loves spiders.
5) I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
6) I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way; He is an excellent designer.
7) I don't put things away because...
we will never be able to find them again.
8) I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
9) I don't iron because...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press."
10) I don't stress much on anything because..
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!
I love birds and don't want one to fly into a clean window and get hurt.
2) I don't wax floors because....
I am terrified a guest will slip and hurt themselves. I'll feel terrible and he may sue me.
3) I don't mind dust bunnies because...
they are very good company, I have named most of them and they agree with everything I say.
4) I don't disturb cobwebs because....
I want very creature to have a home of their own and hubby loves spiders.
5) I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
6) I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way; He is an excellent designer.
7) I don't put things away because...
we will never be able to find them again.
8) I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
9) I don't iron because...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press."
10) I don't stress much on anything because..
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!
