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Post by alisonzmom on Nov 4, 2004 12:37:54 GMT -5
Alright, this pretty much sums up my philosophy on housework!!! Barb Philosophy of an Angry Housewife.... I don't do windows because..... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest ( or even worse, one of Alison's therapists!!!) will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may even sue me. I don't mind the dust bunnies because... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. I don't pull weeds in the garden because... I don't want to get in God's way, He is an excellent designer. I don't put things away because... My husband and children would never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. I don't iron because I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". I don't stress much on anything because... "A" type personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!!
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