Post by Ericsmomma on Aug 11, 2006 10:19:35 GMT -5
someone sent these to me and I thought they were hilarious!
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have
her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the
cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her under-
wear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I
was in the wrong one...
submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX.
2. At the begining of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an
elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest
wall. " Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be,"
replied the patient.
submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA.
3. A nurse was on duty in the emergency room, when a young
woman with purple hair styled into a mohawk, many tatoos,
and strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was quickly
scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was being
prepped on the operating table, the staff noticed that her
pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a
tatoo that read " Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was
completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patients
dressing which said " Sorry, had to mow the lawn".
submitted by RN..no name given.
4. As a new, young MD doing his residency, I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover
my nervousness, I had unconsciously formed a habit of
whistling softly. The middle aged lady upon whom I was
performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further
embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly
said " I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No
doctor, but the song you were whistling was, " I wish I were
an Oscar Meyer Wiener".......doctor wouldn't submitt his
name!
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have
her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the
cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her under-
wear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I
was in the wrong one...
submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX.
2. At the begining of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an
elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest
wall. " Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be,"
replied the patient.
submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA.
3. A nurse was on duty in the emergency room, when a young
woman with purple hair styled into a mohawk, many tatoos,
and strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was quickly
scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was being
prepped on the operating table, the staff noticed that her
pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a
tatoo that read " Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was
completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patients
dressing which said " Sorry, had to mow the lawn".
submitted by RN..no name given.
4. As a new, young MD doing his residency, I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover
my nervousness, I had unconsciously formed a habit of
whistling softly. The middle aged lady upon whom I was
performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further
embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly
said " I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No
doctor, but the song you were whistling was, " I wish I were
an Oscar Meyer Wiener".......doctor wouldn't submitt his
name!
