Post by Claire on Aug 23, 2006 23:32:16 GMT -5
SENIOR DRESS CODE
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or
hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should
present ourselves.
We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting
and whether or not we are correct as we try to Conform
to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the
following combinations DO NOT go together
And should be
avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support
hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and
a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker And last, but not least
13. Thongs and Depends
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or
hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should
present ourselves.
We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting
and whether or not we are correct as we try to Conform
to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the
following combinations DO NOT go together
And should be
avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support
hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and
a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker And last, but not least
13. Thongs and Depends
