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Post by alisonzmom on Feb 24, 2007 0:58:41 GMT -5
This was just tooo funny not to share with you all...... I fall into the "hovering near 50" category.......
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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50 , or even nowhere near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedos and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker And last, but not least...my personal favorite: 13. Thongs and Depends
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Post by Emilysmom on Feb 24, 2007 8:17:16 GMT -5
VERY funny!!!
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Post by chasesmom on Feb 25, 2007 8:22:27 GMT -5
LOLOL Barb... I cant pick just one favorite outta there and ewww, the thong and depends gave me a visual, ROFL! I fall in the nowhere near fifty catagory...... ( in my own mind that is) I did mention I have been 38 for alot of years right? LOL Hugs, Robin
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